Nine Quote by Pittacus Lore

“Was he nice to look at? Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes! But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness…

— Barbie Bohrman

“Ten snorted. “Like I want to hold your damn kid.” “Hey!” I spun to deliver him a nasty glare. “Watch your mouth around my…

— Linda Kage

“I may have at some point referred to him as a douche nozzle.”

— Hannah Harrington

“don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t fit there,…

— Meghan March

“I worried constantly. I felt that my son was chipping away at me. This small thing and then that small thing.”

— Anonymous

“I steel myself for a smirk, an arrogant chuckle, or some sort of recognition, but he’s leaning back in his chair, alternating between absently…

— A.M. Robinson

“The newcomer struck him as an enterprising sort of man. The kind that would slit your throat for a box of tissues in your…

— Ilona Andrews

“The one thing I've always liked about that boy. As much as I hate his body language screaming he owns you, with him next…

— Elizabeth Reyes

“God damn, I wish I could fast-forward time and be old and wrinkly. How awesome would that be? No more worrying about getting ogled…

— Isobel Irons

“I point out that Tiny Cooper had about 11,542 girlfriends freshman year, and then Tiny punches me in the arm in a way that…

— John Green

“the high-level position he has at Douchebags & Douchenozzles”

— Helena Hunting

“My mouth dropped open, because even if it wasn't my best friend, I knew the guy who was presently rubbing the short stubble on…

— Stephanie Witter