Douche Quote by Sherry D. Ficklin Download Open image ““Wow, you are like, king of the douche fairies, you know that?”” — Sherry D. Ficklin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Douche Douche Fairies Fairies Know King Douche Like King
“Somewhere the magical kingdom of Douche-Bagastan has lost its king. Because here you are.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Not everyone believes that I'm a fairy princess, but the sparkle I feel inside tells me that it's true.” — Julie Andrews Copy Share Image
“Well, that sucked. Clearly the fuck-up fairy had made an appearance.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“You are a fucking delight, princess. It’s like you know the dirty jokes in my head I’m too scared to make in front of… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
“she is like an elf. She is like a fairy person from the glamorie. They are not one thing or another.” — Paulette Jiles Copy Share Image
“–I’m not like that, he says. I’m not a … Fairy? –Every time you say that, I whisper, a little part of you will… — Hal Duncan Copy Share Image
“There have to be a few perks to being king of Faerie or no one would want the job.” — Sarah Delena White Copy Share Image
“…but Zoe, your bitch meter is hitting a twelve. I need you at a six, okay?” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“I know that while I care for him deeply, he could never break my heart. For my heart rests in no one's hands but… — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, we must learn to open our hearts and grow to love someone we think we might not be able to.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Why do all these Russian men have to be so devastatingly, frustratingly handsome?” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“Be careful, Princess. When waging a war of the heart, you must only fight if you are absolutely sure you can win.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“No matter how many romantic poems you recite, no matter how many glorious tales of love you read, how can you really understand the… — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“It's a guy thing. You offer to feed us and we will agree to just about anything.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought at first… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“It’s extremely improper for me to call a young teenaged boy a douche,” I stated and everyone looked at me. “That said, Taylor is… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Your attempt at GQ has, tragically, ended in douche-bag. - Anna, Seers of Light” — Jennifer DeLucy Copy Share Image
You're absolutely right all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douche bags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
Hate being labeled as a douche. If you actually knew who I was, you'd see that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas; Theres a fine line between complimenting her and letting her know youre a douche bag. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche!” — Priya Kanaparti Copy Share Image
“don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t fit there,… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“I fight the urge to call him a mother-fucking douche canoe and glare down at his shoes, my lip curling.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
