Douche Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If being a douche was an Olympic sport, I know some people that would have a gold medal!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Douche Funny facebook status Gold medal Medal Players Sports
It's safe to say that if sucking it in were a sport, I'd be an Olympian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He owns Douchedome. All assholes compete in the douche form of the Olympics at Douchedome.” — Calia Read Copy Share Image
Everybody has to deal with tough times. A gold medal doesn't make you immune to that. A skater is used to falling down and… — Dorothy Hamill Copy Share Image
Maybe there's a little girl who thinks she can be an Olympic athlete, and she sees all the things I struggled through to get… — Lolo Jones Copy Share Image
If I wouldn't have medaled at the Olympics, it still would have been a successful trip. The medal is the icing on the cake. — Eddy Alvarez Copy Share Image
If I wasn't active and involved in different sports and just moving around, I wouldn't have even known that I had the potential to… — Allyson Felix Copy Share Image
I'm a two-time Olympian and I have a gold medal and I'm proud of that. — Nelly Korda Copy Share Image
There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, as an athlete, you think everything you touch can turn into gold. — Robert Horry Copy Share Image
I had already been into my professional career for six years and had not won an individual gold medal at the Olympics. There was… — Michael Johnson Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
