Get Quote by Miranda Hart Download Open image “No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.” — Miranda Hart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Get Gold Likes Olympic Parallel Parking Sports
The Olympics is not a race I want to watch on television and think 'I wonder what I could have done if I was… — Paula Radcliffe Copy Share Image
I think we've got every chance of being an Olympic sport and, if they did put us in, I know they'd sell a lot… — Phil Taylor Copy Share Image
It would be nice to win a gold medal and then sit back and watch Mark win one, too. — Dave Schultz Copy Share Image
Pay-per-view would deprive many kids of the delight of seeing the Olympics. — Mary Lou Retton Copy Share Image
If you're going to stay in the Olympics, you've got to be entertaining and get sponsorship. — Dan Gable Copy Share Image
If being a douche was an Olympic sport, I know some people that would have a gold medal! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just think there's something about being in the Olympics, even though I think it's been tarnished a little bit by commercialization. — Tom Izzo Copy Share Image
The Olympics is all about inclusion, coming together for sport. That's the footprint I want to leave. — Gus Kenworthy Copy Share Image
I love the sport, I haven't made millions off of it so maybe that's why I just feel like a normal person, I just… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
I've always seen the Olympics as a place where you could act out your differences on the athletic field with a sense of sportsmanship… — Andrew Young Copy Share Image
Who doesn't like the Olympics? Everyone does, but who is going to pay for it? — Michael Capuano Copy Share Image
People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking about the notion of God. I know this is getting a bit ... well, deep, but I really thought - if there is a God, this is how he'd want humans to behave. He (or She or It)… — Miranda Hart Copy Share
“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question any more. I would rather have a Peggy-like faith than not. Simple. Forget theological debate, I'll just believe, because it makes me fell safer, connected, in purpose, loved and approved. Life and loved can be pretty blooming messy… — Miranda Hart Copy Share
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in comedy audiences.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe and intone:… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat a meal is a total adventure. Have you ever attempted to eat with a plastic knife and fork, off a paper plate, while balancing the plate on your knee? And in company? That's an adventure. I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share
“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol and fry-ups. Thirties and forties: lovely stuff with butternut squash and chorizo from the Guardian food section. Fifties and sixties: beef wellington from the Sunday Telegraph magazine. Seventies and eighties: back to the adorable baked items. Perfect. The… — Miranda Hart Copy Share
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon!… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic. — John Whiting Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
I love casting against type and doing things you wouldn't expect, because I think you get more interesting performances that way. Hollywood loves to… — David S. Goyer Copy Share Image
I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat. — Stephen Vincent Benet Copy Share Image
I am tired of our characters being so incomplete. When do we ever save the day in a film? When does a Latino actor… — Esai Morales Copy Share Image
I'd love to work in the States; I'd love to work anywhere where you get a good script and a good part to play.… — Laura Carmichael Copy Share Image
It's going to be used in the last days to get people to come against Christ, and that's the issue: they come against the… — Tim LaHaye Copy Share Image
What I do miss that I don't get anymore? You're going to think I'm crazy, but you want the truth, so here it is.… — Barbara Mandrell Copy Share Image
I'm more comfortable modelling as a man because I don't get any criticism. — Rain Dove Copy Share Image
I haven't shut any doors, and I'm really open to anything, so I think it's just about the material and what is going to… — Danielle Panabaker Copy Share Image