Parking Quote by Calvin Trillin Download Open image “I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.” — Calvin Trillin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Parking Talent
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although we have to do a tight three-point turn when leaving work, I pride myself on my driving skills. I'm not intimidated by a… — Susanna Reid Copy Share Image
“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.” — Neil Hilborn Copy Share Image
Parallel parking is desirable for two reasons: parked cars create a physical barrier and psychological buffer that protects pedestrians on the sidewalk from moving… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe… — Max Tegmark Copy Share Image
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I've always had something about parking lots at night. They have a special appeal I think many people can relate to. — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
I can't even drive a five-speed on a car. I went to truck-driving school to prepare and it was a challenge. I made a… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
It was such a turning point to find that I had a talent and I had something to contribute, somewhere. — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
“I am firmly committed to the proposition that whoever is in power is exceedingly silly.... And that goes for the opposition as well.” — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“All White House hopefuls we forewarn: You'll have to prove that you were born. Before Trump hits the state of granite, He must identify… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards? — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters--which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
It's nice to go skating in a parking lot and hang out with people who aren't talking about their next movie role. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
By the time they were pulling into the parking lot of the A&P, the mood was fading, the moment gone. Amy could feel it… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Most people don't grow up. It's too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That's the truth of it. They honor their… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery, and I remember taking the… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
I was actually born in L.A. My sisters and I were playing in a parking lot, and my dad was like, 'Nah, nah, nah.… — Rachel Keller Copy Share Image
Trump is not some random, embittered person in a parking lot - he's the president of the United States. By virtue of his office,… — George T. Conway III Copy Share Image
What I really want is to sit next to someone under an L.L. bean blanket on the beach in the fall and drink coffee… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Man, I pull up to Home Goods, and people are waiting on me in the parking lot. — Khalil Mack Copy Share Image
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
In some suburban schools, the curriculum is chock-full of rigorous A.P. courses and the parking lot glitters with pricey SUVs, but one doesn't have… — Alfie Kohn Copy Share Image
