Bright side Quote by Kevin Hearne

“I'll rise like an ember in your name.”

— Jeff Buckley

“Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good.”

— Cynthia Hand

“Tony chuckled. “So how does my other underwear fit you?” “Like covering a banana with a Band-Aid.”

— Kaje Harper

“My jeans remain unsoiled. My heebies are jeebie-less. There are no willies up me.”

— Jason Arnopp

“And for once a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world”

— Taylor Swift

“No, that you have a stick so far up your ass I should call you lollipop. Lighten up, dollface.”

— Inez Kelley

“Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.”

— Krista Ritchie

“Oh, I know what to do when I see victuals coming toward me in little old Bagdad-on-the-Subway. I strike the asphalt three times with…

— O. Henry

“I always knew that words are suitcases with false bottoms.”

— Anonymous

“No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.”

— Cassandra Clare

“That thing has a name?”

— J.K. Rowling

“What kind of a dork uses a lame stage name anyway? And why Shade? Because he wears sunglasses all the time?" "Yeah, he has…

— Olivia Cunning