Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name.” ” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I'm a shithead douche with no credentials. I just say I do so people watch my show and believe the shit I… — Dr Phil Copy Share Image
“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most. Which is why we destroyed the world.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Okay, either this guy was hiding his good qualities with all the skill and dedication of a highly trained CIA operative, or… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
