420 facebook status Quote by Ella Rojas
“Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros* Girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?...??”
![“Someone once told me this when my boyfriend cheated on me; Guys categorize girls into two main groups; [1] the ones you put on shelves for safe-keeping and [2] the one use can F around with. And for a long time I was girl number 1, I was a shelf. Well not anymore. I choose girl number 3 - mess…” quote by Bubbles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/99c/bubbles-9911_cheating-boyfriend_someone-once-told-me-this-when-my-boyfri_937815.jpg)
