The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer. — Dominic Amali Copy Share Image
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it''s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it''s $4.95 a minute. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Baby there's alot of freaky shit running my mind, that I can't say but I know I can demonstrate. — Amanda Copy Share Image
Sex shouldn't be brought into a relationship until there is a relationship! — Jason Santana Copy Share Image
Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image