Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I lost my virginity years ago, but I still have the box it came in.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want to order a virgin.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I lost my innocence very young and it had nothing to do with sex.” — Jennifer Elisabeth Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“You are not your virginity. You are a human being. The state of your hymen has nothing to do with your worth.” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“For darn certain, that other sensation (which she was not going to think about) was her body telling her the time had come to… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“...she should say something since the man was still standing there holding her like she was his virgin bride or something. Virgin. She wasn’t.… — Lexi Blake Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t every day a girl lost her virginity, not to mention to a delicious, perfect specimen of man. One who had wings, to… — Rosalie Lario Copy Share Image
“They weren’t ashamed of their bodily functions and they didn’t lie to themselves or others. They had no patience for small talk or false… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
