I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any… — Thomas Jane Copy Share Image
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going… — Laura S Copy Share Image
Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Be your best friend and don't forget to wink at yourself every now and then. — Destiny Dreams Copy Share Image
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
