The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Be your best friend and don't forget to wink at yourself every now and then. — Destiny Dreams Copy Share Image
There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can. — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start… — John Updike Copy Share Image
People always think I'm this zany character. But I think I just see the funny side of life, I don't see the… — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
it's a funny life. Either you don't make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else… — Gabrielle Roy Copy Share Image
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
My routine isn't so much dreaming up the comedy as just seeing what happens to me. I seem to be leading a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started. — Karl Iagnemma Copy Share Image
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. — Joanna Cassidy Copy Share Image
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell Copy Share Image
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. — Shunryu Suzuki Copy Share Image
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Paul Dickson Copy Share Image
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham Copy Share Image
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
