If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear… — Jim Steinman Copy Share Image
it's a funny life. Either you don't make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else… — Gabrielle Roy Copy Share Image
God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell Copy Share Image
The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Paul Dickson Copy Share Image
What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
You know how when someone asks why your so weird you dont know what to say. Say ''Now youve got a problem… — Baylie Benton Copy Share Image
Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
C'mon it can't rain forever nor can the sun shine all day, if it rains forever we would all drown and the… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
