Funny life Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Day After Tomorrow Funny life Life Rest of your life Thirds Tomorrow
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I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
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