Condom Quote by Dustin Barbadillo-aton Download Open image “I need a human size condom, Because life loves to Fu(k me up in the @$$.” — Dustin Barbadillo-aton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condom Condom Life Fuck life Funny life Human Size Life Life Love Need Need Human Size Condom
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for… — Barbara Seaman Copy Share Image
Dear men why do yall wear condoms that are too big, Im going to find out anyway — Treneice716 Copy Share Image
I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one. — Vedica Copy Share Image
I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Love is like a book in the beggining it's simple middle it's complicated and the ending is everlasting — Dustin Barbadillo-aton Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is walking away with the person you really love when times get hard. — Dustin Barbadillo-aton Copy Share Image
Love is like a candle light in the beginning it's very romantic and bright but then it slowly fades away and disappears. — Dustin Barbadillo-Aton Copy Share Image
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one ! — Jm Copy Share Image
“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.” — Chris Kasparoza Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
