'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert'… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert:… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“To be fair to Nietzsche, he probably meant the word 'stronger' to include anything that makes you more capable. I’d ask him… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
