Dilbert Quote by Scott Adams Download Open image “Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo” — Scott Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dilbert Weirdo
Everybody's like everybody else, and everybody's different from everybody else. — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
Weird is being normal, and being normal is weird. Who is actually normal? No one is. Everyone is weird in one way or another. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
Every one is weird in there own way,its the normal people that are freaks. — Ozeke Swain Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what they say. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
