Dilbert Quote by Scott Adams Download Open image “Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.” — Scott Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dilbert Needs Wisdom Work humor
If you really want to get along with somebody, let them be themselves. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
You must first get along with yourself before you can get along with others. — Anthony J. D'Angelo Copy Share Image
If you want to get along with somebody, let them be right, and it will last longer. — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
We'll just have to get along. That's what people do, you know? They just get along. And try to help each other. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
If you cannot get along with yourself, you'll never be able to get along with other people. — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When you learn to get along with yourself, you will know how to get along with everybody. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
We need to learn to get along with each other and learn how to help one another. — Yanni Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what they say. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
