Funny bumper sticker Quotes

Don't take life too seriously.

— RuPaul

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

— Steven Wright

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

— Gerard Way

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

— Yogi Berra

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

— Christina Aguilera

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

— Ron White

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

— Ian Mcewan

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

— George Carlin

The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.

— Ernest Hemingway

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

— Steven Wright

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

— Paul Stanley

Aging is for people who don't know any better.

— Tony Horton

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

— Bill Watterson

God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.

— Dave Mustaine