Alison-wonderland Quote by Helen Smith Download Open image ““Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”” — Helen Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alison-wonderland Being-light Helen-smith
“When a man gets drunk he gets sentimental. That's what I wanted to avoid.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“If you don't like smoking don't even bother getting sober, just stay drunk.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“A hand-rolled cigarette to smoke, Another one bought from the store. If he lights one, his mind's lit up Another one burns a hole..” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.” — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
“He treats females like he does a cigarette; light it, use it, and lose it.” — Cora Hawkes Copy Share Image
“The only reason i Fall in love with cigarette.each one take 2 minutes of my life and i love this.” — Mohammed Zaki Ansari Copy Share Image
“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.” — Aman Jassal Copy Share Image
“You wouldn't understand anything that isn't drinking, smoking, or womanizing." He shook his head. "You're the only one I want, Rose.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns into a cigar. Would you care to hold my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We could end up in prison married to the guy with the most cigarettes.” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“Perhaps our matching black outfits - even Phoebe wears dark colors - convince him that we are lesbian Buddhists” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“When I first learned to drive and I bought petrol I went to great lengths to trickle the final drops into the petrol tank… — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“Why aren’t boys more engaged in school? According to Sommers, “schools today tend to be run by women for girls. Classrooms can be hostile… — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one.” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“People who work in offices are crazy, they create an environment they hate, write rules they want to break, cast each other in roles… — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“He hadn’t realized that the ordinary little things that happened, the ones that took place between the big events while waiting for something more… — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“Women’s groups follow a double standard: When women lag behind men, that is an injustice that must be aggressively targeted. But when men are… — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“I never realized before that taking care of someone makes you love them more than when they take care of you.” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“I never realized before that taking care of someone makes you love them more than when they take care of you.” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
