Olympic games Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They’re the only ones rich enough to use private transportation.”

— Victoria Aveyard

“A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits...”

— T. Rafael Cimino

“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.”

— Duncan Whitehead

“i wish there was a thing called stupid tax, which paid for all the stupid things our government does.”

— david leviathan

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”

— Eran Ben-Joseph

“Every time I see a USA rocket launch, I am reminded of the millions of disabled people that were denied their disability benefits in…

— Steven Magee

“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“...you suffer the rich to do as they wish and hold the less fortunate to a higher standard. Tis unfair and tis the dirty…

— Erica Eisdorfer

“The most important thing in the world is people. Without people, you'd be naked, starving and lonely. There'd be no taxes, but still...”

— Timothy M. Brenner

“Listen here, Mr. Shiftlet," she said, sliding forward in her chair, "you'd be getting a permanent house and a deep well and the most…

— Flannery O'Connor

“These days, everyone wants to get as much as they can for as little as they can. They want the government to give them…

— Jodi McIsaac