I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
