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Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This feeling so old but I love it, You made me so addicted like an alcoholic, I can't even remember the days… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Watching you is like a falling leaf. I can try to blow you up, as hard as I can. But in the… — Clover Tan Copy Share Image
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When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
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