Funny facebook status Quote by Ephrem Hardin

Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up.

— Green Monk

A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Do you like blowjobs? “Did you just ask me if I like blowjobs?” he asked in a low voice. “I swear that’s what it…

— Cari Quinn

“I'm good at blowjob.”

— Lauren Baker

Occasionally sex is SO good, I will call up the dude you had sex with before me and say Thank You.

— Prince Shawn

“If there’s something wrong, tell me so I can try to put it right. You just gave me an amazing blowjob which should have…

— Barbara Elsborg

“You swallow that Blowjob like a good girl.”

— L.A. Casey

At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half…

— David Henry

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”

— Nenia Campbell

The best blowjobs I've had have been from prostitutes.

— Chester Brown