Funny facebook status Quote by Ephrem Hardin Download Open image “If I had a dollar for every time I gave a fuck, I would have $0. -Just Saying” — Ephrem Hardin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Time
If I had to give you a dollar for every time I didn't give a fuck You'd be rich and I'd be broke. — Melany Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a minute, I do have a dollar for every time… — Scott Skiles Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time you've fucked me over, I'd move far, far away from you, and never see you again. — Jesse Reitz Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If I were to get a penny for everytime you've made me feel worthless I might actually be worth something by now — Author Name Copy Share Image
If I got $1 for every moment I thought about you I'd amount to figures that Bill Gates wouldn't amount to. Rest in peace — Frank Matobo Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you I'd only have one dollar, because once you were in my mind you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money's the same, whoever gives it to you. That was the point of money, after all: crisp and clean or wrinkled or disintegrated into… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
Her: I make heads turn when I walk in a room. Me: People always stare at car accidents. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
When you reach a CERTAIN point in your life you REALIZE that you want MORE than one night stands, booty-calls, dead end relationships, etc. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
I'm eating right now and I'm not taking pictures of my food. Is that frowned upon these days? Does that make me an outcast?… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Relationships these days are shorter than a females period. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when someone says HEY!!! Remember me? Your response Nope -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
A females smile is better than the duckface…unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
They only want you when they can't have you and when they can have you they don't want you. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Stay positive in a world full of negativity. Stay loyal in world full of distrust. Lastly, stay original in a world full of followers… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Being yourself will either have people judge you or accept you for who you are. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
It's not hard telling people no, but it is hard telling yourself no. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
