Dollar Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Relative income uses two variables: the dollar and time, usually hours.

— Anonymous

If I had a dollar for every time you've fucked me over, I'd move far, far away from you, and never see you again.

— Jesse Reitz

If I had a dollar for every time I gave a fuck, I would have $0. -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a minute, I do have a dollar for every time…

— Scott Skiles

If I had to give you a dollar for every time I didn't give a fuck You'd be rich and I'd be broke.

— Melany

All too much of the wage structure has been based on the time workers put in, rather than upon the product put out. The…

— Wheeler McMillen

I get to do what I love for money. It's weird to process that.

— Michael Che

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

— Anonymous

If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!

— Bill Gates

I got like a little lucky two dollar bill, so I keep it with me all the time.

— Jalen Ramsey

I keep saying the word 'weird' over and over again, but it's the only way I can describe it.

— Chuck Klosterman

The greatest hits in some weird way marks the end of something.

— Sheryl Crow

The thing that probably trips me up the most are people getting tattoos of stuff that I've designed in my books. That always spins…

— Jonathan Hickman

People say I am a little bit weird with the way I go about things, it's a fine line.

— Steve Smith

You have a weird way of showing you like me... no text, no calls, nothing... and still you say you really like me.

— MyGabe