I can tell you beyond any doubt, that my lady is able to control herself and stick to her values regardless of… — Steven Crowder Beyond Copy Share Image
Call me old-fashioned, but it's always been my firm belief that a teacher's job should be for each of his or her… — Steven Crowder Always Copy Share Image
Tinseltown really likes to think that they have a handle on all things 'love.' After all, they've turned it into a billion… — Steven Crowder Dollar Copy Share Image
The Western world needs to ally themselves against the evil that is political Islam. To unite with its practitioners would be to… — Steven Crowder Evil Copy Share Image
Unless taught otherwise, children are the most selfish, oblivious little Philistines on the planet. They have no family, no job, no responsibilities,… — Steven Crowder Best Copy Share Image
Whether it's spending more time and money at thrift shops for threads (anti-consumerist threads, mind you), or combing the record store for… — Steven Crowder Band Copy Share Image
The truth is that the gossip-hounds in Tinsel Town and the cackling windbags at 'The View' don't want civility. They want catty… — Steven Crowder Dare Copy Share Image
Whether you're young old, male, female, marriage (when done correctly) will make your life - and this country - better off. — Steven Crowder Better Copy Share Image
Real or not, when a person denies God, they often try and fill that higher power void with something else. — Steven Crowder God Copy Share Image
Who'd have thought that living life like a dime store floozy throughout your formative years could negatively affect your decision-making ability or… — Steven Crowder Future Copy Share Image
Death is not only a passing on but a time for everyone else to truthfully reflect on one's life. — Steven Crowder Death Copy Share Image
A four-year-old should have no self-esteem, and for good reason. What could he have possibly accomplished in his life to justify esteeming… — Steven Crowder Could Copy Share Image
Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of… — Steven Crowder Change Copy Share Image
Looking back, when I was fourteen, I aspired to... be the best believer, husband, father, businessman, and man of integrity that I… — Steven Crowder Best Copy Share Image
There are a lot of misconceptions regarding the Bush tax cuts, all of them deliberately propagated by none other than President Obama… — Steven Crowder Lie Copy Share Image
My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny. — Steven Crowder Find Copy Share Image
As someone who comes from a family of lifers (along with my wife), I just want to say, flat out... Marriage is… — Steven Crowder Family Copy Share Image
If appeasing other nations means that we need to begin acting like them, you can count me out. — Steven Crowder Acting Copy Share Image
To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we… — Steven Crowder Find Copy Share Image
The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike. — Steven Crowder Alike Copy Share Image
If I hadn't been raised in such a logical household, the entertainment industry would have elicited only one reaction from me in… — Steven Crowder Christian Copy Share Image
Why on Earth would the United States ever want to be more like Europe? Correct me if I'm wrong, but we left,… — Steven Crowder Earth Copy Share Image
