Country Quote by Steven Crowder

Often, my liberal Canadian brethren will claim that 'Canada doesn't get involved in foreign affairs or wars overseas. We turn the other cheek.' No.…

— Steven Crowder

Canadians always make jokes about the arrogant American, but the longer I'm here, the more I realize, "Oh, it isn't that they're arrogant, it's…

— Kelly Oxford

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the…

— Harland Williams

If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than…

— Fran Lebowitz

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action…

— Evan Sayet

Every country needs another country to make fun of.

— Callan McAuliffe

If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites…

— Ambrose Bierce

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating…

— Alanis Morissette

The one absolute certain way to bring this nation to ruin ... would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities.

— Theodore Roosevelt

So I was thinking I go to America. I think that would work, conquering America. Because they're so upbeat and positive and polite.

— Diane Morgan

No other country in the world does what we do. On every issue, the world turns to us, not simply because of the size…

— Barack Obama

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself.

— Margaret Atwood