I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win. — Steven Crowder Beautiful Copy Share Image
Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If… — Steven Crowder Good Copy Share Image
If you want to practice Islam in the inconsequential, semi-secular sense, fine. — Steven Crowder Fine Copy Share Image
We had a severely autistic kid in my class, and I was always picked last in gym class, even after him. Naturally,… — Steven Crowder Always Copy Share Image
When people do marriage right, they don't complain so much, and so their voices are silenced by the rabble of promiscuous charlatans… — Steven Crowder Complain Copy Share Image
Hipsters. We all know one. They're those fun, little, arrogant people who let the ideal of 'anti-consumerism,' combined with a hatred for… — Steven Crowder Action Copy Share Image
Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party. — Steven Crowder Day Copy Share Image
Standardized tests don't care if you're white or black, short or tall, or even the rate at which you learned the course… — Steven Crowder Day Copy Share Image
Every manly icon the West has ever admired has embodied the very spirit of American independence. — Steven Crowder American Copy Share Image
Preaching Christian salvation is to preach moral absolutes. Hollywood no likey. — Steven Crowder Absolutes Copy Share Image
If you're unhappy with your circumstances, then change them. Don't blame the government or your boss or the guy down the street… — Steven Crowder Blame Copy Share Image
Essentially, Robin Hood put a smackdown on the medieval equivalent of the IRS. — Steven Crowder Essentially Copy Share Image
When I see out-of-shape, overweight people huffing and puffing in the gym, my eyes well up with tears of pride. I want… — Steven Crowder Eyes Copy Share Image
Needless to say, oftentimes a 'religion' is not needed to breed extremism. People breed it all by themselves, oftentimes with the subjective… — Steven Crowder Morality Copy Share Image
I think that if every Christian acted like Christ, the world would be a better place. If every Muslim acted like Muhammad,… — Steven Crowder Better Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, if you're not spanking your child and instilling in them the ideas of selflessness, servitude, and… — Steven Crowder Children Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of my life afraid as a kid, even throughout high school. — Steven Crowder Fear Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is that I rarely find myself pointing to Sean Penn's love life thinking, 'I want to be like that.' — Steven Crowder Find Copy Share Image
To all you men out there who want to use turning the other cheek as an excuse for your weakness... man up!… — Steven Crowder Confidence Copy Share Image
Comparing President Obama with the great leaders who have come before him is painful. — Steven Crowder Come Copy Share Image
It's no secret that the environmental movement is ultimately designed to create new inroads into increased government control. All of the shots… — Steven Crowder Control Copy Share Image
Often, my liberal Canadian brethren will claim that 'Canada doesn't get involved in foreign affairs or wars overseas. We turn the other… — Steven Crowder Canada Copy Share Image
For years, young adults have adopted extremely liberal world views in their attempts to be different, ultimately failing to see the irony… — Steven Crowder Irony Copy Share Image
The painful truth is that in its attempt to remain 'morally neutral,' Hollywood is causing us to raise a nation of cads… — Steven Crowder Again Copy Share Image
North Korea is really just the kid who decided he'd be 'all out crazy,' hoping people would be scared off by the… — Steven Crowder Avoid Copy Share Image
