Money Quote by Scott Skiles

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you I'd only have one dollar, because once you were in my mind you…

— Anonymous

Do you have a dollar on you? I hate to answer questions for nothing.

— Mel Brooks

If I had a dollar for every time I gave a fuck, I would have $0. -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

If I were given a dollar for every time you were in my thoughts, I'd only have one because you never left them.

— Superman

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

— Mitch Hedberg

I've always known the value of a dollar.

— Alvin Kamara

If I had a dollar for every minute I count thinking of you, I would have an infinite amount money. And if you asked…

— Guardian

I think that I know the value of a dollar.

— Dolly Parton

If I had a penny for every time I thought of u I would be a millionare!

— Katie M

If I had a dollar for every time you've fucked me over, I'd move far, far away from you, and never see you again.

— Jesse Reitz

If I had one penny for every time you came in mind I'd have one penny cause you never really leave my mind <3

— Anonymous

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd be a millionaire.

— Anonymous