Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I do like the way twitter marks all sex offenders with little blue ticks.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Quotes Sex Status quotes Twitter
“The law says they aren’t allowed to share the info with anyone else, but of course they did—who wouldn’t?—so now we’re marked for life.… — Laura Wiess Copy Share Image
The idea is to make sure that these sex offenders are occupied with constructive matters and not focused on the children who may be… — Andrew Spano Copy Share Image
It's important that all my friends have verified Twitter accounts. The blue checkmark makes me feel comfortable and like I'm friends with a legit,… — Jonah Peretti Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a maximum security prison. There are the tough guys, crazy ones, odd ones & an idiot who tried to escape & failed miserably. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Humans will always babble. If someone wants to tweet that they can't decide whether to wear blue socks or brown socks, then fair enough.… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Sadly, every year hundreds of children are victimized by a convicted sexual offender. Convicted predators should be put in prison where they belong and… — Jim Costa Copy Share Image
I like the way you can circumvent the media gatekeepers and go right to the people. That's my favorite thing about Twitter. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Why do porn stars tweet pics of their kids? Factory workers don't tweet pics of their on-the-job accidents .. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
