Funny facebook status Quote by Damian Coleman Download Open image “Diseases follow you like twitter.” — Damian Coleman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Funny quotes
“I told my doctor that I was addicted to Twitter, he said 'I don't follow you.” — Joseph S. Carroll Copy Share Image
“I found social media to be a rich resource for research on the latest ideas regarding human health and emerging illnesses and diseases.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
One day I hope to not have a Twitter, to be sick enough that I don't have to use the Internet. — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
“Fuck Twitter yo. I hate Twitter. I love Twitter. I need it to get through a day, but it is also systematically messing with… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
I hate Twitter. I think it's disgusting. It's ridiculous that you as a stranger can type something to me, and I see it. Technology… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
When I first heard about Twittering, I thought it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever heard of in my life. It's like the… — Flea Copy Share Image
I'm not a Twitter fan. I do it because I feel responsible to the two million people that follow me, but Twitter to me… — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back into the… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
Twitter is the first information that I ingest in the morning. When there are important things happening, friends of mine who follow news feeds… — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
Baby you tell me what you want and I will put it down in the bedroom to please you, when I take it out… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
In life the things that seems good for you, are the things that's bad for your health. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Over the years reality sets in, I realized life is hard work and less play. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
I wish you the best and I mean it, I know I will have memories of us but you will too. Your new man… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
A boy can lay down and make a baby, but say it's not his and not be in it's life, while a real man… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
I'm thankful for everything (God) sends my way he will always have my back, and help see me through this crazy world. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Everybody love you when you're giving hand outs, but talk about you when you've got nothing to give. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
When you feel like you're at your all time low just pray and know God has your back — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to smile even when times are hard , just know with God on your side great things will happen. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Death is something we can't escape from we have to embrace it, but while we're on earth live our life to the fullest. If… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
