A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
Man, I pull up to Home Goods, and people are waiting on me in the parking lot. — Khalil Mack Copy Share Image
No parking allowed. reserved for gator fans only. — Clare University Of Florida Google Images Copy Share Image
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. — Princess Diana Copy Share Image
If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
You've been parking on the same street for years, yet you still have to fight for a spot? Find a street with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Our amour fou with 'The Sopranos' is headed for long-term parking, like so many of its most memorable characters. We'll never see… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything.… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess!… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sunnybrook Farm is now a parking lot; the petticoats are in the garbage can, where they belong in the modern world; and… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I believe no one can afford, endure or can stomach leaving half a life in the parking lot when she or he… — Ricardo Semler Copy Share Image
I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
It is upsetting to many parents that their teen-agers introduce them to their friends as encyclopedia salesmen who are just passing through… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm highly distractable, and I have too many things on my mind very often. When I'm driving in the city, it drives… — Dan Hill Copy Share Image
Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
My first love was basketball, but that wasn't gonna launch me, and I knew I had to get into other things. So… — Flo Rida Copy Share Image
In some suburban schools, the curriculum is chock-full of rigorous A.P. courses and the parking lot glitters with pricey SUVs, but one… — Alfie Kohn Copy Share Image
Most people don't grow up. It's too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That's the truth of it. They… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a… — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
I told him what my dad had said. That got him laughing and as we pulled into the school parking lot, even… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The secret of successful retailing is to give your customers what they want. And really, if you think about it from the… — Sam Walton Copy Share Image
By the time they were pulling into the parking lot of the A&P, the mood was fading, the moment gone. Amy could… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Your DVD collection is organized, and so is your walk-in closet. Your car is clean and vacuumed, your frequently dialed numbers are… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking. — Matthew Yglesias Copy Share Image
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
![“I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog. It was Jim Henson's space, with this Kermit the Frog sign. I took a photo of it and sent it to my mom with a caption that read, "Look, Mom. I made it. I got…” quote by John Ratzenberger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e2e/john-ratzenberger-11869_caption_i-don-t-know-how-many-days-i-worked-ther_1332728.jpg)
