You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. — Don King Copy Share Image
I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I… — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.' — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your… — Jason Aldean Copy Share Image
The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park… — Stephen Breyer Copy Share Image
The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if… — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
The first video I shot for "A Zip and a Double Cup"â€"I have two versions, a remix video and a the originalâ€"because… — Juicy J Copy Share Image
Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall.… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
From Ronan's room, he heard Noah's laugh. He and Ronan were throwing various objects from the second-story window to the parking low… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk… — Kyle Cease Copy Share Image
Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything, but not if… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Normal people, who can be good people but do bad things, are very interesting to me, and people that never get a… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
My name is October Christine Daye; I live in a city by the sea where the fog paints the early morning, parking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This church was open and seemingly unattended, and it was a throwback in another way as well. The candles in the little… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
“The drive downtown was uneventful and she pulled in to the parking garage under the building. It was dark and gloomy. She… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I've always been interested, - if you look back at my work from the beginning, really - I've always been interested in… — Lebbeus Woods Copy Share Image
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players… — Tie Domi Copy Share Image
Nothing like tailgating on the Bayou. LSU is my personal favorite. Maybe it's my penchant for the spicy stuff. But there's nothing… — Chris Lowe Copy Share Image
The businessman gets his name on a door. The star gets his name in lights. They both get their names on a… — Jim Nabors Copy Share Image
Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”) — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
“What is this place?" "A parking garage. It's like a hotel for cars. Ready?" "For what?" "You've been in New York nearly… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
I worked at a hospital parking cars and getting folks in and out of the hospital as they would come in for… — Sam Hunt Copy Share Image
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
“Somebody should really do something about all the World's problems, especially the ones involving parking near my office.” — Duncan Whitehead Copy Share Image
I couldn't wait to get on the ice. I couldn't wait to get to practice. As a kid, I couldn't wait to… — Bobby Orr Copy Share Image
It’s better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
It's always been about shelf life. Long-term parking, not short-term. That's why I take the time that I do when I write. — Gza Copy Share Image
