“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”) — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
You've got to be really careful about what you say and do anywhere you are. I actually had a dream about being… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic Church bingos. Now, my dad made sure I could take care of… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess!… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
At first blush, it seems that the young people who were shot down in the parking lot at the base of Blanket… — William Kunstler Copy Share Image
I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I started performing at home as a kid putting on shows and lip-syncing Michael Jackson for the grown-ups. Then, in musicals and… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
We'd rather have faithful Jews, Baptists or Buddhists than some of the Catholics who nearly run you over in the parking lot… — George Patterson Copy Share Image
Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
So Positive Psychology takes seriously the bright hope that if you find yourself stuck in the parking lot of life, with few… — Martin Seligman Copy Share Image
As the plow pushes through a parking lot of light fluffy snow, the snow clumps together in bigger and bigger chunks. Out… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking. — Matthew Yglesias Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I went to India for six weeks and had what, at the time, was a very challenging trip.… — Chris Hughes Copy Share Image
What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
My dad would always get into fights over parking spaces. He would do this all the time. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
The secret of successful retailing is to give your customers what they want. And really, if you think about it from the… — Sam Walton Copy Share Image
The best under-the-radar rivalry is Dodgers-Giants. I had no idea how deep that one was until I moved to California... that one… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
The young women who attract so much attention never change: They are all stupid. They have at best only the crudest notions… — Richard Brookhiser Copy Share Image
