Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was actually born in L.A. My sisters and I were playing in a parking lot, and my dad was like, 'Nah,… — Rachel Keller Copy Share Image
The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think. — Tom Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
The important prediction is not the automobile, but the parking problem; not radio, but the soap opera; not the income tax, but… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic Church bingos. Now, my dad made sure I could take care of… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
The kitchen was bright, cheerful yellow, the walls decorated with framed chalk and pencil sketches Simon and Rebecca had done in grade… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I wrote 'Big Yellow Taxi' on my first trip to Hawaii. I took a taxi to the hotel and when I woke… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
Whatever vocation you decide on, track down the best people in the world at doing it and surround yourself with them. Aim… — Scott Weiss Copy Share Image
Nothing like tailgating on the Bayou. LSU is my personal favorite. Maybe it's my penchant for the spicy stuff. But there's nothing… — Chris Lowe Copy Share Image
So what name would you rather I call you? she asked as she headed out of the parking lot. Ias or Alexion.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I've always been interested, - if you look back at my work from the beginning, really - I've always been interested in… — Lebbeus Woods Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players… — Tie Domi Copy Share Image
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
At first blush, it seems that the young people who were shot down in the parking lot at the base of Blanket… — William Kunstler Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Say, for example, you develop the ability to make parking meters disappear. It's probably easier to put a quarter in it. That… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
We'd rather have faithful Jews, Baptists or Buddhists than some of the Catholics who nearly run you over in the parking lot… — George Patterson Copy Share Image
We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on… — Saul Perlmutter Copy Share Image
If your access to health care involves your leaving work and driving somewhere and parking and waiting for a long time, that's… — Larry Page Copy Share Image
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. — Robert M. Hutchins Copy Share Image
I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking… — Clark Kerr Copy Share Image
Trump is not some random, embittered person in a parking lot - he's the president of the United States. By virtue of… — George T. Conway III Copy Share Image
If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner Copy Share Image
There is a different between boys and parking spaces, Good ones are always taken and only ones left are handicaps. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
