Funny quotes Quote by Anonymous

Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

— Anonymous

You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

— Nishan Panwar

How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small

— Anonymous

I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide?…

— Zach Braff

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

— Megan Amram

I've always had something about parking lots at night. They have a special appeal I think many people can relate to.

— Andrew W.K

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

— Will Rogers

Intelligent transportation technology is key to better parking management. The adage that "You can't manage what you can't measure" fits parking perfectly.

— Donald Shoup

I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.

— Anonymous

You've been parking on the same street for years, yet you still have to fight for a spot? Find a street with less traffic.

— Anonymous

The road to succes is dotted with alot of tempting parkings

— DorcasJosam

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

— Jordana Brewster