Driving Quote by Tommy Cooper

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that…

— Tim Vine

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

— Anonymous

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?

— Anonymous

“Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots.”

— K. Velk

I was being shown around a flat in Brixton once and the guy was properly sweating and kept saying, 'Are you going to take…

— Jamie Demetriou

“parked and placed the POLICE sign on the dashboard.”

— Ian Rankin

“Validation is for parking.”

— Austin Kleon

I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit…

— Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the…

— Rob Huebel

“No matter what unjust, sad, sucky things have befallen you. Self-pity is a dead-end road. You make the choice to drive down it. It’s…

— Cheryl Strayed

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

— Ilona Andrews

Say no to parking lots!

— John Bytheway