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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

— Tommy Cooper

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that…

— Tim Vine

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?

— Anonymous

“parked and placed the POLICE sign on the dashboard.”

— Ian Rankin

I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

— Darby Stanchfield

This is a source of much embarrassment and puzzlement to me about myself. (It) probably requires psychoanalysis of why there is this aberration in…

— Zulima Farber

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,…

— Rima Fakih

I was being shown around a flat in Brixton once and the guy was properly sweating and kept saying, 'Are you going to take…

— Jamie Demetriou

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the…

— Rob Huebel

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.

— Kurt Busch

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

— Ilona Andrews

My rookie year, I bought a new Range Rover, and, knowing what I know about traffic stops in this country, I made damn sure…

— Marcus Smart