Car Quote by Ilona Andrews

“Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car." In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled to explain.…

— Janet Evanovich

“I had left the truck where I had crashed it—smashed into a pole by the charger station that had appeared out of nowhere when…

— Susan Kaye Quinn

“don’t carry one of your trackers?” “I’ll call you on your cellphone.”

— Janet Evanovich

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

“You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and…

— Janet Evanovich

“That guy just loaded our box in the trunk. He's getting in. Follow him!" she shouted "I can't--too many cars in my exit lane."…

— Marvin Wiebener

“I woke up not fifteen minutes ago and the second I saw your message, I hopped in my truck and sped over here." I…

— Monica Murphy

“When a state trooper passes me on the highway, I grit my teeth, check my speed, and hope nobody put a dead guy in…

— Diana Joseph

“You got pulled over on the Autobahn?”

— Shelly Laurenston

“Knowing that only minutes earlier I had walked to the car, my mom helped me out and stood me up in the parking lot.…

— Sarah Todd Hammer

I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you should be…

— Sherman Alexie

“You lucky my Benz,wasn't parked at the curb, I got shit in my trunk for bitches like you.”

— T. Styles