Corny love Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Corny love
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket! — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver. — Kurt Busch Copy Share Image
I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
You know, I've written many of my songs while driving - which is against the law in many cases. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally. — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I got a ticket today for a missing hubcap. The policeman told me my nuts were showing! — S Tabor Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any bitch can spend a mans money, ride in his car, lay in his house, order off the menu and spread her legs. But… — Kenya Copy Share Image
I love you so much. I don't care about your past. It is nothing. I only care about who you are now. You are… — @th Copy Share Image
If he still sees the beauty in you and still falls more in love with you after seeing your weird facial expressions, your unusual… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
Yeah, Everyone wants it, & Me, Honestly, I want us to last. I just dont want to have a great couple of months with… — Kenya Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
