A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who's a woman. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I was attracted to the concept of Hollywood and the lifestyle here. But I've grown to mistrust it because it has changed.… — Edward Ruscha Copy Share Image
Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I hated high school. I was not the greatest student, participated in no activities, and spent most of my time hanging out… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire… — Greg Egan Copy Share Image
Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
It is upsetting to many parents that their teen-agers introduce them to their friends as encyclopedia salesmen who are just passing through… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
Next thing you know she'll be on the bus and selling T-shirts in the parking lot, showing off her boobs to get… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on… — Saul Perlmutter Copy Share Image
From Ronan's room, he heard Noah's laugh. He and Ronan were throwing various objects from the second-story window to the parking low… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My father said, 'Let's raise our child in a paradise instead of a parking lot,' and that's what they did. — Cree Summer Copy Share Image
Our amour fou with 'The Sopranos' is headed for long-term parking, like so many of its most memorable characters. We'll never see… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
I was being shown around a flat in Brixton once and the guy was properly sweating and kept saying, 'Are you going… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
We humans are basically content with a two-dimensional world, which is what we-ve always occupied. We travel mostly on the ground, have… — Paul MacCready Copy Share Image
Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
