I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I worked at a hospital parking cars and getting folks in and out of the hospital as they would come in for… — Sam Hunt Copy Share Image
God has blessed me in many ways. Money is not the greatest blessing you can have, but I literally had absolutely nothing.… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.' — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Guess what the Redskins have? You know, I take the bus to the games, we park in the parking lot where the… — John Madden Copy Share Image
When I wrote 'The World Is Flat,' I said the world is flat. Yeah, we're all connected. Facebook didn't exist; Twitter was… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Nothing like tailgating on the Bayou. LSU is my personal favorite. Maybe it's my penchant for the spicy stuff. But there's nothing… — Chris Lowe Copy Share Image
'Life, Love & Hope' is... I'm thinking 'larger picture.' I'm not trying to preach to anyone. We all get lost and caught… — Tom Scholz Copy Share Image
That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Veterans get priority in the training room and better parking, but there is not a whole lot of difference in terms of… — Brendan Daly Copy Share Image
What robs you from peace? Usually it's the so-called little things in life, like being late to work, or needing a parking… — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My dad and I are very different people. For example, he's been stabbed; I'm afraid of bugs. He's a mechanic; I once… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner Copy Share Image
The businessman gets his name on a door. The star gets his name in lights. They both get their names on a… — Jim Nabors Copy Share Image
Clients have no trouble paying $5,800 for an hour in a Gulfstream corporate jet or $425 for a month of parking. But… — Bill Cahan Copy Share Image
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
If your access to health care involves your leaving work and driving somewhere and parking and waiting for a long time, that's… — Larry Page Copy Share Image
The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park… — Stephen Breyer Copy Share Image
I stand in this parking lot, realizing that I’ve never been this far from home, and here is this girl I love… — John Green Copy Share Image
We're crazy about this city. First time we came here, we walked the streets all day, all over town and nobody hassled… — John Lennon Copy Share Image