Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We shall fight in parking lots, we shall fight in empty fields and on wide streets, we shall never surrender. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
One way to make sure everyone gets to work on time would be to have 95 parking spaces for every 100 employees — Michael Iapoce Copy Share Image
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
When I was young, I had minimum wage jobs as a busboy, flipping burgers and parking cars. — Bruce Rauner Copy Share Image
Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our… — Dean Lombardi Copy Share Image
You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a… — Laurence Fox Copy Share Image
For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I've never quite understood the idea of a "season." Whenever an artistic director says to me, 'I have this slot,' I always… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The important prediction is not the automobile, but the parking problem; not radio, but the soap opera; not the income tax, but… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
It’s better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Hey, Adam,” I said. I thought you’d want to know that Warren and Darryl made it out of the vampire den alive.”… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Before now, I've always taken my mixes out to the car and listened to them in the parking lot. I still do… — Dr. Dre Copy Share Image
I realized we’d pulled into a parking garage. We drove around two levels, pulled into a spot, then immediately pulled out again.… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You don’t have a soul, so you can’t be baptized. All animals are like that. I think it’s unfair and sometimes I… — Nancy Farmer Copy Share Image
When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn't matter how small it is, say thank you. When… — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“I see more of what is going on around me because I am not concerned with finding a parking place.” — Risa Mickenberg Copy Share Image
“God’s will for you and me is not like a train track. It’s like a parking lot” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
In some Chicago neighborhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold. — Gary Washburn Copy Share Image
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing…” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
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