No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking. — Allan Jacobs Copy Share Image
My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your… — Jason Aldean Copy Share Image
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
WEF should restrict the number of passes for limos in the parking lots. They need to Keep it Simple. — Richard Quest Copy Share Image
I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking. — Enrique Penalosa Copy Share Image
The theatre starts every night at half past seven, and I like the rhythm of going to the theatre, parking the car,… — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
'Tallica Parking Lot' is, basically, roughly about a four-minute animated short which is centered around the parking lot of Metallica, and that… — Robert Trujillo Copy Share Image
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.' — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people. — Donald Shoup Copy Share Image
Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008. — Mark Carney Copy Share Image
Humans will take a rain forest and lose it and cover it with concrete. They will take the woods and turn it… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I used to put flyers on cars in parking lots, anything to get people to come to my shows. I was always… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players… — Tie Domi Copy Share Image
Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. — Don King Copy Share Image
Just the way LA is laid out - 30 miles of disparate neighborhoods - adds to the loneliness of the characters. There's… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
Say, for example, you develop the ability to make parking meters disappear. It's probably easier to put a quarter in it. That… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
