Blonde jokes Quote by Unkown

First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :)

— Alla

“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”

— Johnny B. Laughing

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

— Rita Rudner

Blondes definitely do not have more fun. Trust me.

— Mila Kunis

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

— Maureen Lipman

Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous.

— Margaret Atwood

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

— Heidi Klum

“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”

— A.C. Mckaskle

The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense.

— Caity Lotz

BLONDNESS-okay 5 blondes go into a club theirs 2 dirty blondes and 3 bleach blondes and then they see 2 other blondes how many blondes are their!! ;)

— Unkown

I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true!

— Mila Kunis

Whoever said blondes have more fun hasn't met me.

— Heather Dubrow