Birth Quote by James Donkor

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.”

— Sharon Green

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.

— Anonymous

Was the girl made a blonde on purpose??

— Alla

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.

— Anonymous

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

— Heidi Klum

“I don't want to tell you how I know she isn't a real blonde. Guess.”

— Nicole Amakan

The only bad part about telling blonde jokes is that IM ONE OF THEM!

— Otim Fat

“The dumbest question is one that is never asked.”

— Richard Fyler

Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

— Joyce Carol Oates

“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.”

— Francine Pascal

“How do you and your mother manage to get your hair exactly the same shade? It's uncanny." "I'll have you know, I'm a natural…

— Kara Lennox