“Right and wrong depend on where you're standing. Stealing is wrong if you're the one being stolen from, but it's right if… — Sharon Green Death Copy Share Image
“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.” — Sharon Green Blonde-humor Copy Share Image
“Worrying about how you look to others is what makes you less of a man... If you think that having my wife… — Sharon Green Marriage Copy Share Image
“If [his] peace of mind depended on me promising to be a sweet and careful little girl, he'd be smart to get… — Sharon Green Dominant Copy Share Image
“My, my, aren't we upper class and therefore faultlessly grammatical.” — Sharon Green Grammar Copy Share Image
