“Are you lost, Lea? This isn't where they're handing out the free pregnancy tests.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had started to sweat like a beauty queen at the last minute of a pregnancy test.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just did a pregnancy test? Were the questions hard? Did you pass? — James Donkor Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“But this won’t happen until Ventura surrenders the pee stick. And she’s clutching the gold-plated positive pregnancy test like a talisman, unwilling… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you go to the drugstore right now, get an early pregnancy test, then go up to your apartment and take… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Girl ; Dad, what's better ? To pass or to fail ? Dad ; To pass obviously Girl ; OH GOOD, you'll… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“The timer dinged a few minutes later and Cinnamon sucked in her breath. "You want me to check?" I asked. "I'll do… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Simple, clear-cut tests could be sold much like pregnancy tests, making them widely available to consumers. Others with more complex analyses or… — Scientific American Copy Share Image
“Cooper Jax had, basically, proposed to her. Then he’d walked all up and down a kelp-covered, low-tide seashore and listened to her… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
As a veteran of many an electoral defeat at the polls, may I remind you of the proper Texan attitude toward slaughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hi Liz! You're home!" I replied, my voice louder than it probably should've been. "Hey, how's it going?" she asked, her eyes… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
“Jax's eyes fell to my shoulder, and I realised he was looking at my hair. "Nice colour," he said. "Thanks." "Is that… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“Ah, guilt. One of the most painful human emotions that one can experience. Even without the burden of an illness, guilt is… — Jennifer Corter Copy Share Image
“Go ahead. Ask me who the father is.” He only smiled. “Do I look that stupid to you?” She pushed back her… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“This is just a form letter,” Jules pointed out. “And as for the test, maybe she went in for a checkup. Women… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, are you positive?" "As a pregnancy test a month after prom.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By my fourth pregnancy I'd send somebody else to get a pregnancy test because I daren't be seen going into Boots for… — Ulrika Jonsson Copy Share Image
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat… — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
“Government agents sardonically known as the Menstrual Police regularly rounded up women in their workplaces to administer pregnancy tests. If a woman… — Steven D. Levitt Copy Share Image
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“The boxes stood there, judging her. Who came up with the names for these things? Early Pregnancy Test was fine, but First… — Julia Kent Copy Share Image
“We need a test!" I jump up out of the chair and pat my body down. "Where's my wallet?" "In your pocket,"… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
