Aisle Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

“Why don’t you go to the drugstore right now, get an early pregnancy test, then go up to your apartment and take it before…

— Meg Cabot

Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

— Anonymous

You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.

— Kristin Scott Thomas

Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant.

— Amit Verma

If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.

— Anonymous

“Are you lost, Lea? This isn't where they're handing out the free pregnancy tests.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

While I was pregnant, I had dozens of checkups. They covered everything from blood tests to ultrasounds, and I even had the option of…

— Liya Kebede

You don't have to just shop in the maternity section when you are pregnant - you can shop anywhere, just be shape and size…

— Holly Madison

When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

— Anonymous

Women around the world should have a tool that helps them plan their pregnancies.

— Melinda Gates

My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat..

— Anonymous

A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if…

— Victoria Beryl Zelinski