Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Pregnancy Pregnancy test Sex
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
By my fourth pregnancy I'd send somebody else to get a pregnancy test because I daren't be seen going into Boots for one. — Ulrika Jonsson Copy Share Image
You realize when you're pregnant how lucky you are to have access to medical care. — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have one that… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you go to the drugstore right now, get an early pregnancy test, then go up to your apartment and take it before… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I, as a man, don't even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy. — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane. — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
