Funny Quote by Anonymous

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

— Sheryne Brooks

Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.

— Smoochy01

I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever…

— Kate Hudson

When I was pregnant for the first time, I could not believe how I gained so much weight.

— Sameera Reddy

My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat..

— Anonymous

If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.

— Anonymous

It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant.

— Mikael Samuelsson

Positive is always good, unless you took a pregnancy test.

— Anonymous

From the minute you find out you're pregnant, I believe it's a workout, because you're constantly trying to monitor what you eat and what…

— Gemma Atkinson

I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].

— DJ Khaled

It's normal to gain weight during pregnancy. It's something that has to happen to your body.

— Carnie Wilson

When I was pregnant with my daughter Vivianne, I gained 55 lbs. I was so swollen. I craved anything that would make any woman…

— Jessie James Decker