Pregnancy test Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““Holy shit, are you positive?" "As a pregnancy test a month after prom.”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Pregnancy test
“It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant, seventeen times over—at your age, too.” — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 times and I don't… — James Breakwell Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you go to the drugstore right now, get an early pregnancy test, then go up to your apartment and take it before… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Well, the one positive thing about being a pregnant teen was that I was going to bust everyone’s expectations so badly that maybe I… — Gaia B. Amman Copy Share Image
“They've been talking about their prom nonstop. Even the people that think it's a “joke” like Mary Elizabeth can't stop talking about what a… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Are you lost, Lea? This isn't where they're handing out the free pregnancy tests.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go in with… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well...it's now." "Oh, so you came up… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“i thought i was going to be early, but of course by the time i get near where we’re supposed to meet, i’m later… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Are you crazy? Why did you tell her I was pregnant?” “It sounded nicer than the truth, okay?” “What, that you have round-trip tickets… — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“Are you allowed to get pregnant yet?” I laugh. “Nope. Not this weekend. Besides, you have to kiss a girl before you can knock… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
“Go ahead. Ask me who the father is.” He only smiled. “Do I look that stupid to you?” She pushed back her short hair… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
“Simple, clear-cut tests could be sold much like pregnancy tests, making them widely available to consumers. Others with more complex analyses or implications should… — Scientific American Copy Share Image
“Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed out. “Are… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just did a pregnancy test? Were the questions hard? Did you pass? — James Donkor Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say,… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go in with… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Are you lost, Lea? This isn't where they're handing out the free pregnancy tests.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
